Anonymous Tabletop Podcast

Anonymous Tabletop Podcast

Most Recent Episodes

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 59: Mayday! We’re Going Down!

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 59. In this very not safe for work episode, Tim takes another sick day and we give him all sorts of crap for it, Jean takes a trip down memory lane and ends up weasing the juice, and we take an impromptu trip to the bowels of...

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 58: Rumor Has It – Adepticon #6 LIVE

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 58. In this episode we’re back at Adepticon for another chaotic live recording, we toast and commiserate when we remember our missing friends, and find that it requires a tag-team when it comes to auditioning for a replacement...

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 57: Does Not Compute

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 57. In this first episode of 2023, Tim and Lathan try to be good but fail miserably, we mix it up during hobby updates but it’s the same old chaos, and Dave tries to reignite his gaming passion with another gaming group. Then, we...

About the Podcast

From the smoldering ashes that was the Screaming Heretic, a new podcast emerges. Their wish is to create a new society of devoted listeners and spread the word of gaming, movies, and all forms of geekery. Join the chaotic revolution that is Anonymous Tabletop.

The Crew

Dave – Playing games with street toughs at a very early age to make ends meet, Dave tried his hand at hustling in games of Monopoly. He still has nightmares of those early days.. Yet somehow, while very seldom winning, Dave still remains an avid gamer and willing to play any game you put in front of him. Dave is a huge fan of movies of all kinds but does tend to prefer sci-fi, fantasy and horror. Speaking of horror, he has always had a strange fascination with Halloween. Something about pretending to be something strange and bizarre really resonates with him. Somewhat fitting since he’s been told he’s pretty strange and bizarre the other 364 days of the year. For that reason alone, he’s branched out to cosplay and prop making year round.

Tim – MightyTim is larger than life and twice as pleasurable. Known for grabbing the wheel and steering the conversation off the cliffs of mundanity, through the valley of jocularity, and occasionally all the way into the deep end of Lake WTF. He is a mechanical engineer who owns and operates the 3rd oldest dental instrument factory in the United States. He has a life-long passion for Hot Rods, Muscle Cars, video games, Star Wars, 40K, Fallout, D&D, plastic models, scratch building, kit bashing, the occasional pseudo-recognizable sculpture, gluing himself to himself, and Fruity Girl Drinks (he even brings his own paper umbrellas). Only MightyTim is willing to screw up the space time continuum for a laugh.

Katie – Forced into military school at a young age, Katie quickly earned commendations for poor marksmanship and blind obedience. She retired from the army after an unfortunate friendly fire incident. She went to live in a tree house on a lush moon where she cooked exotic meals for her furry neighbors and sat out under the exploding stars while singing cheerful tribal tunes. Also, don’t get on her bad side..

Jean – Jean aka Jane Doe. My love for board games and table top games started from an early age. We would receive games for Christmas that the whole family could play: Raise the Titanic, Clue, Monopoly, Life, Solar Quest and Hero Quest to name a few. Add to that my love of Jim Henson’s Labyrinth and Fraggle Rock in my formative years and you had a recipe for a geek for life.

Lathan – Torchmaster/Gamer/Comicbook Guy/tech geek I am you average geek. It started with Lego blocks and computers them branched to the rest of geekdome, RPGs, tabletop and board games, Anime. You get the idea. Anyway this is a brief glimpse into a small section of my life. Enjoy the show.

Joe – Crazy evil ex-boss gamer nerd. When not painting mini’s, attending cons, or building the new and improved skynet for world domination Joe enjoys travels, the arts, and spending time with friends. In the past Joe started and ran a 40k/Hobby podcast called Screaming Heretic for a few years. Now he’s just a nerd with a mission…..

Rio – been role playing for 30 plus years either table top, D&D, Shadow Run, Rifts, Star Frontiers and so on. Got into LARP for about 12 years and ran a Region for the Camarilla back in the day. I have only been into War Gaming for 3 years but enjoy all parts of the hobby. Really trying to learn more about painting and modelling. These days I just try to fit my hobby into my busy work schedule so that is about all!

Episodes

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 59: Mayday! We’re Going Down!

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 59: Mayday! We’re Going Down!

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 59.

In this very not safe for work episode, Tim takes another sick day and we give him all sorts of crap for it, Jean takes a trip down memory lane and ends up weasing the juice, and we take an impromptu trip to the bowels of Uranus.

Then, Lathan recaps his recent titillating trip to Exxxotica, we find out that Jean is quite the authority on leather and BDSM, and Dave thinks nothing really says romance like needing to throw a tarp down first.

And finally, Shut Up and Take My Money gets kinky and builds an Empire, Geeky Jean revisits Uranus, and Celebrity Deathmatch takes a moustache ride and ends up covered in Jello.

Oh, and don’t forget about Tim’s Sack. This one will likely ruin your childhood.. Sorry..

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 59: Mayday! We’re Going Down!

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 58: Rumor Has It – Adepticon #6 LIVE

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 58.

In this episode we’re back at Adepticon for another chaotic live recording, we toast and commiserate when we remember our missing friends, and find that it requires a tag-team when it comes to auditioning for a replacement Tim.

Then, we find out that “Robe Guy” has a fair amount of pull at this convention, we correctly make the assumption that all Canadiens seem to know each other, and Future Dave gets riled up once again as Lathan works on a Robot Tim.

And finally, Clint and Bite-Sized Tim try their hand at running Segment 3, Random Nonsense devolves into Random Chaos, and Dave leaves for a bit, and it only gets worse from there.

Oh, and don’t forget about Tim’s Sack. Sure, he’s not here but rumor has it that this one’s a killer..

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 59: Mayday! We’re Going Down!

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 57: Does Not Compute

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 57.

In this first episode of 2023, Tim and Lathan try to be good but fail miserably, we mix it up during hobby updates but it’s the same old chaos, and Dave tries to reignite his gaming passion with another gaming group.

Then, we look forward to the new year in upcoming movies, tv shows, and conventions, find out that Tim really, really, really doesn’t like the new Groot, and Dave imposes a strict no Malort policy for our next Adepticon recording.

And finally, Shut Up and Take My Money gets handsy, Geeky Jean gets an error 404, and Celebrity Deathmatch wonders if A.I is actually all that intelligent after all.

Oh, and don’t forget about Tim’s Sack. This one gets a bit repetitive if you ask me..

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 59: Mayday! We’re Going Down!

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 56: Merry X-Mas Ya Filthy Animal

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 56.

In this festive Christmas episode, we prove to everyone we’re far from role model, we let listeners know they absolutely get what they pay for, and Tim and Dave discuss the rule of three and butt cheeks.

Then, we get filthy when we play a disgusting trivia game, Jean and Lathan call out David Copperfield and the etiquette of orgies, and Tim breaks down the math behind some very impressive “sex toys”.

And finally, Shut Up and Take My Money gets lazy, Geeky Jean takes another holiday, and Celebrity Deathmatch pits a fat man vs a kramp man.

Oh, and don’t forget about Tim’s Sack. Will it be full of presents of just the usual lump of coal this time?

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 59: Mayday! We’re Going Down!

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 55: Talking Turkey

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 55.

In this absolutely stuffed Thanksgiving episode, Tim gets high and mixes up his TV presidents, Daves calls out some of our more lethargic listeners, and Lathan tries to get me to edit yet another podcast.

Then, we talk about our favorite film turkeys of the silver screen, Lathan calls fowl when begging for a presidential pardon, and Dave goes off on another rant about people who complain about movies. Surprise!

And finally, Shut Up and Take My Money shills some games for Big G Creative, Geeky Jean picks her favorite berries, and Celebrity Deathmatch pits a giant gobbler against some very tiny cobblers.

Oh, and don’t forget about Tim’s Sack. He bites off a bit more than he can chew in this one..

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